what???

the officer is getting ready for work. as he was putting on his motorcycle boots, he finds a few toys inside his boots.

my son laughs and says, "i put the toys in your boots, so you will be late! the more toys i put in there, the later you will be."

the officer says, "son if i'm late, they will chew me out!"

my son exclaimed, "they will EAT you????"

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my daughter was upset with her brother. he was trying to keep her quiet while someone was at our door.

as my son walked by my daughter, he asked her to help him.

since she is upset with him, she walks past him without acknowledging him.

my son comes in to my room and says, "mom, i was talking to sister and she just annoyed me!"

"annoyed you son?" i replied.

"yes!"

"do you mean ignored?" i asked.

"that's what i said!", he said as he starts smiling.


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my mother gave my son a tootie roll pop. you know the suckers with the tootie roll in the middle of the sucker. he's never had one before.

he asked me, "mom what's in this sucker?"

i said, "it's a tootie roll."

he replied, "i haven't had one of these in years."

he's 6 people.