The Hot Momma

I can't believe it's been almost 4 months since my last blog post.  I look through the photos on my phone (over 700 photos) and remember all the things I wanted to blog about, but for some reason I just haven't.  I have a perfect story to transition myself back into the process of blogging.

The officer has an iPhone.  Since he rides a motorcycle at work, he has Bluetooth on his helmet so he can call without using his hands.  He just says, "Call Treasure" and Siri answers with, "Calling Treasure."  About a month ago, I was just messing around with his phone.  I changed my contact name in his phone from "Treasure" to "Treasure - The Hot Momma!"  So the next time the officer called me, Siri said, "Calling Treasure, The Hot Momma!"  He got a chuckle from it.  I occasionally sneak into his phone and change my contact name.  I won't share the other names I've put in there.  

Fast forward to today just before "big church".  The kids and I are sitting toward the back because we have to leave the service early.  We are sitting behind my good friend, Mrs. C and her family.  I had brought doughnuts for our Sunday school class and had some left over.

I had given Mrs. C's two sons each a doughnut.  They were small doughnuts.  Mrs. C's oldest son held out his hand for another doughnut.  I said, "Oh you have to say, "Oh Great Treasure, may I have another doughnut!"  Without skipping a beat, my daughter pipes up and says, "No, you have say "The Hot Momma!"  I quickly turned to her and said, "No, that is just for daddy!"  Not before everyone heard it though.  This is what I get for trying to be funny with the officer and letting my kids in on the joke.  Also, I'm sorry Mrs. C if you had to explain that to your 6 year old son.